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One More Thing

By: Sear Ryykan, Wed Dec 7th, 2005 03:06:10 AM

Yesterday we left Jim and George after their aborted trip to the Mall

We may as well forget them today: they went to the liquor store instead and are still at home drunk.

Let's see if we can find another player for today's essay.

There is a guy over here called Jimmy Wank, he is a secret agent. He works for a third world gadget manufacturer. He is in the country as an advertising adviser for Dang Purr Gewgaws. His "job" is copywriter adviser. So his Visa says.

He has managed to marry a politician and is set up nicely. The rumor is that he is going to defect as soon as he gets his Christmas bonus. In the old country things are tough. The government will jail you if they think you are getting rich without the proper payoffs being made. He has neglected his payment for several months now.

His wife says she knows a move producer who will give him a chance in a new film about a martial arts superstar from his country. If he practices they may even let him speak before he dies. (In the movie that is)

He has a few credit cards and has bought several properties with no money down. He needs a yacht, but thinks he knows where he can pick one up that belonged to a former real estate guru. His bonus money should take care of that, the dollar is going down fast, so in 3 months or so his bonus will be equal to 345000 USD.

His wife is in the capital most of the time, there is a lot to do there when you are an elected official. Her days and nights are spent backstabbing, lying, drinking, and trying to shove and push her way to the Pork Barrel. Things are going good the Public Trough has yielded millions of dollars so far. One more term and then she may try for the next level. It is called the Senate.

These will be our players for the next day or more.

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