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The Worlds Number 1 Wingman

By: Elvis Preston King, Fri Dec 9th, 2005 05:07:35 PM

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First off what is a wingman? Wingman ... is a companion who accompanies his friend on social excursions to court the opposite sex.

When I hired my wingman he was pretty good at getting girls for himself but nothing special.

First I let him demonstrate his skills before I trained him. We did it his way and we ended up drinking tea with the girl and her mother…Believe me that does NOT fly.

I noticed my future wingman was extremely good with people and he had the one single trait that I know would send panties dropping for me…TALENT…The good news is I was smart enough to see it.

After one week of training his talent took over and panties were dropping everywhere. The good news for him is that he is getting my hot girlfriends ugly friends and a few hot chics too! He is loving every minute of it and so am I.

My wingman, Alberto Valdez is simply the best in the world. We hereby formally challenge any team of guys who think that they can get laid more than us on any given day, any week or simply anytime. We are the best pua (pick up artist) team in the world, bar none! We might put you in mind of Wesley Snipes and Woody Harrelson. My wingman is black and I am a blonde white 56 year old expert at picking up women. Alberto is 36 and now also is of expert status.

I pick up my own girls but he likes to tell the girl why they want to sleep with me on the first date and 98 out of 100 of the girls do!!! If I fall short in my pick up approach. He kicks in a couple of skillfully placed words to help me reel her in on the spot or for a future date. We are good at sometimes meeting a girl and inviting her to the bachelor bad right on the spot!

He BIGS up the king, Elvis Preston King. He takes the ugly sister which is not all bad!

He presses all the right buttons and all I have to do is watch those panties fall. I have the life to die for. I held the world record of the most girlfriends in the sack before I hired my wingman… it is simply ridiculous how many young hot women I have now.

Needless to say I would jump through hoops for my wingman.

He listens to me brag about how I am the top pick up artist in the world and, of course, I tell him that he is the top wingman alive. This keeps us positive and pumped up.

He is a poor man but is not in it for the money. He is in it for the girls and the good life. My wingman lives for today and doesn’t think of tomorrow. He talks about all the different colored panties that he has seen and tasted thanks to being the world’s number 1 pick up artist’s wingman.

He understands his mission. The panties are coming down or it is next girl. He does not waste time with girls who do not want to go into the program…NEXT….Girls are waiting in line to date the king of seduction.

We have perfect communication. He can read my face. He can read the girls face. It is a win win situation.

One thing I know when I am with my wingman we are going to do some panty dropping by the two top panty droppers in the world. We are spoiled and the panties fly more with us than any rock star on the planet and we make Brad Pitt and his wingman look like school boys with girls in comparison to the world’s top pick up artists!

Kick this around…we are both for hire (as a team) but we don’t come cheap…If you just can’t get laid call the boys who CAN get you laid. Elvis Preston King the world’s number 1 playboy and Alberto Valdez, the top wingman in the world.

About the author: Elvis Preston King is the world’s most renowned and respected playboy. His job is picking up and seducing classy young women globally for the gentleman conoseiur who realizes that there is more to life than just accumulating money and the same old same old boring wife. You can email him at loverboybachelor@yahoo.com or visit http://bachelortours.blogspot.com and http:www.msnusers.com/BachelorDreamTours

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