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What's It Like to Have More Girlfriends than any Rock, Movie or

By: Elvis Preston King, Fri Dec 9th, 2005 05:07:40 PM

Yes, that includes presidents, sorry Bill. Yes that includes Billionaires too, sorry Donald...Trump!

I get this question a lot in my daily emails from Elvis fans.

In a word...it is fabulous. It's like being Jack Nicholson only all of your fans are girls! Hot chics follow me around, call me constantly and beg to just spend an hour with me. Even the girls who have found out that I am a playboy still beg for dates. It's animal attraction. Men envy me while secretly admiring me.

Gentlemen, there is nothing like the thrill of having an erotic sexual roll in the hay with hot 18 to 22 year old dream girls. That's what I do. That's what I am all about. I am the world's number 1 pick up artist (pua) in the world, bar none. I get laid more than the number 2 pua 4 to 1 times more! My name is Elvis Preston King.

I was a millionaire playboy and now I am just a playboy. I don't even have gasoline to fill up the Rolls so she just sits waiting for my next big financial boom. In the meantime I am still getting laid like it is 1969!

I am looking for ONE retired gentleman who loves women but getting laid is like pulling teeth for him. I am willing to share in my good fortune so to speak. All of my buddies get laid when they hang out with me. You see I am a loner and have very few friends... Just girlfriends. One buddy had a heart attack and unlike Bill Clinton he is just waiting for the big one to take him to glory. I am sure if the mainstream press takes my message to the attention of the men of the world Bill Clinton will be one of the first to pick up the phone and call Elvis Preston King. We met briefly and discussed mutual star friends and his brother when he was abruptly interrupted and he was rushed to another meeting before he found out that I was the Grand Master of Seduction.

There is just one spot available for the man who loves women and has the time and money to get away for a permanent vacation to Paradise Island. Get your spot before Bill finds out I am available! Needless to say I have the utmost respect for Bill Clinton as a womanizer, it's just that with my help he would get laid 100 times more!

Elvis Preston King: loverboybachelor@yahoo.com

About the author: World's Top Pick up Artist for Hire! Gentlemen, we're not talking about just any pua... we're talking about the world's number 1 pick up artist. This man gets laid more than any man alive. The good news is YOU can too. No seminars, no classes, no books to study. Elvis does everything for YOU. All you have to do is show up and make mad passionate love to your new girlfriends. http://www.msnusers.com/BachelorDreamTours and http:/bachelortours.blogspot.com

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