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• Taliban Infiltrates South Dakota Legislature
  (Wed Mar 15th, 2006 07:37:51 PM, by Nola L. Kelsey) Where are the last vestiges of Afghanistan’s Taliban leaders hiding? Are they cowering in caves near the Pakistani border? Perhaps they own a condo complex in Karachi. More likely they are on a Dude Ranch in America’s Heartland. Remember 1994?...
• TOPSOIL IN ILLINOIS
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:58 PM, by Karen A. Lech) ATTENTION: FARMERS, CROP GROWERS AND AGRIBUSINESSES OF ILLINOIS. A LETTER OF APOLOGY Your planting season will be delayed this spring. At least half of, if not nearly all of Illinois topsoil is in my house. You can thank four of my children, their num...
• On The Road Again
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:58 PM, by Gary Mosher) My wife and I need to exercise more. Every time we leave the house we notice vultures circling overhead in anticipation and now our washing machine is doing that nasty thing where it shrinks our clothes. So, in a moment of pure inspiration and absolut...
• Lizard Induced Schoolgirl Screams
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:58 PM, by Abdul Nusrat) Let me just make one thing clear before I proceed. I am generally an animal loving person. If a dog comes to my house and goes number one on the fence, fine no problem. Squirrels gather near the gate and perform acts sexual in nature, no big deal. But...
• Old Sparky! Needlephobia, Nerve Conduction Tests, and
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:58 PM, by Holly Jahangiri) I felt queasy contemplating the nerve conduction test and electromyelogram (EMG) I was about to have. The nerve conduction test involves taping electrodes to the skin and sending a small jolt of electric current to them. During the EMG, the doctor ins...
• Ass Pimples Vs Back Acne
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:58 PM, by Taylor May - Pimplegel.com) Ass Pimples Vs Back Acne What is Back Acne ? Umm... Acne on your back. There you have it. Well there is a difference compared to face acne
• DING DONG IT'S DECEMBER!
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:58 PM, by B. Blitterlees & E. Craboon) Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005 DING DONG IT'S DECEMBER! Or, time to get your buzzer fixed before friends arrive for some good cheer! Compiled by Lady Beatrice Blitterlees and edited by Lord Earl Craboon December is the 12th ...
• Simply bad life tips
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:58 PM, by Boaz Ben- Dov) Do you ever ask yourself why did I get out of bed today? Is this all there is to life? And where the hack I left my car keys? Don't despair; it's not too late to turn your life around! Well, unless you are really old (like 30); in that case I...
• Rural Relocation - Considerations and Adjustments
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:58 PM, by Nola L. Kelsey) So you're thinking about going country? It's time to abandon the frenzy of city life, drop the 'G' from the end of your verbs and trade your Gucci for goats. You long to be in a place where business is done on a handshake, where your backyard is bount...
• Mondegreens for You for Christmas
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:58 PM, by Susan Dunn, MA, The EQ Coach) Yes, I have mondegreens for you! Aren't you thrilled? If you're not sure, you aren't alone. It's a word that sounds vaguely familiar , and might be something you'd like to get. I mean we have lots of "greens" at Christmas - trees, wreaths, apparel, ...

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