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• Freedom During The School Holidays
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:54 PM, by Esther Austin) So what do you do during half-term? Are you one of those parents who has everything organised so well that Little Bob or Little Sheila is off to grandma’s before they could say “but Grandma’s blind and in a wheelchair”. Where you would promptly respond...
• Female, Horny, Middle Aged and behaving Badly
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:54 PM, by Esther Austin) Female, Horny, Middle Aged and Behaving Badly As a woman – I am often surprised to find that many of us do not seem to be in touch with our sensuality or sexuality. Or maybe its because we are not willing to admit to having such feelings – no wonder...
• Cheer-Leadership or "All I need to know about business I learned
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:54 PM, by Gisela McKay) Thanks to teen movies, many people have this stereotypical idea of cheerleaders as being ditzy and mean. However, there are a great many life-lessons that can be learned during your time on the team that have surprising application in the business worl...
• Thick Mick's Curriculum Vitae.
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:54 PM, by Thick Mick.) When I was born, I nearly died! The vet said that I was too thick for the average pelvis, whatever that is. My schoolteacher (bless her), always said that if I had two brains, I’d be twice as thick. Not half as smart! Anyway, I think of it as a...
• Inner Peace
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:54 PM, by Unknown) By following the simple advice heard on The Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr.Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things that you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and...
• Hell is hot but it isn't a bad place to Live
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:54 PM, by Edward Kemper) Let's face it Hell has gotten a bad wrap over the years. I mean, is it really all that bad to go to Hell? It’s not so much Hell that’s the problem. It’s the company that resides within confines of the Netherworld. Whether it's the Dark Lord or some o...
• IT'S SEPTEMBER SILLY!
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:54 PM, by B. Blitterlees & E. Craboon) Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005. IT'S SEPTEMBER SILLY! Or, 30 thrilling things to do this month! Compiled by Lady Beatrice Blitterlees and edited by Lord Earl Craboon September is the 9th month of the year. No one has a clue w...
• YO THERE QUIPPING QUEEN!
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:54 PM, by Adrian Air-of-Sleet) Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005. YO THERE QUIPPING QUEEN! Or, who is that entourage of questionable quirky characters anyway? By: Adrian Air-of-Sleet, Personal Secretary and Royal Biographer to Her Royal Majesty, Victoria Elizabeth...
• Raining Cats & Dogs & Geriatric Hookers
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:54 PM, by Jason Moffatt) I veered to the right as I keenly saw an elderly woman in the pouring rain out of the corner of my eye. She was frantically waving her arms signaling me to pull over. Approaching the curb I simultaneously lowered the power windows and asked where s...
• A dog's guide to... Getting Your Dog to Stop Barking
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:54 PM, by Rubin) I like to bark. I mean, I like to bark A LOT. So, whattya gonna do about it? Well, if you’re Amber and Terry, you’re going to do NOTHING about it. Ain’t nobody going to silence the Rubinman, you know what I’m sayin’? If you’re NOT Amber and Terry, thou...

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