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• Health Club Regulars - Some of the People You're Likely To Meet
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:53 PM, by Rich Rojas) One of the great benefits of belonging to a health club is the huge variety of exercise equipment that’s available. It’s also a great place to meet and observe a wide cross section of society. Here are just a few of the more notable health club regular...
• ELEVEN THINGS TO DO ON A BORING DAY
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:53 PM, by Theolonius McTavish) Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005. ELEVEN THINGS TO DO ON A BORING DAY Or, how to put a little zip, zap and zuggers back into your life By: Theolonius McTavish, a recovering "to-do-list" and clock-watching sort-of-person with a freez...
• CALLING ALL DORKS & DINGBATS!
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:53 PM, by Theolonius McTavish) Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005. CALLING ALL DORKS & DINGBATS! Or, where do all those daffy ding-a-lings from Canada call home anyway? By Theolonius McTavish, a wayfaring wanderer in a very strange land full of blessedly...
• You Know Your Breath May Be A Tad Funky When...
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:53 PM, by Ed Williams) You know your breath may be a tad funky when.... You eat a big plate of spaghetti and meatballs for dinner along with several slices of garlic bread, and notice that more people are coming up to you and talking with you after dinner than before. ...
• What's With The Automated Checkouts?
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:53 PM, by Call me Queenie) It’s 5:30 Friday evening. I’ve just put in a full 8 hours at work, commuted for another hour, the home frig is all but empty and I still have to make dinner for my family. So I dash into my familiar home town supermarket, who at this point shall remai...
• Hercule Phallus and Early Viagra.
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:53 PM, by Thick Mick) Viagra; latin-ish for re-enforce, derived from the Greek veristrong Viagra also means metasplint; meta from the Greek hidden and splint from the English/American splint. Yes, you all heard of it, but where did it come from? This is...
• NAME THAT PLANET
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:53 PM, by O.P. Hadweenzic) Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005. NAME THAT PLANET Or, who put the ram in rama-dama-ding-dong...I'd like to shake his hand? By Ovid Publius Hadweenzic, an errant Knight-In-Shining Armor, with a trusty thirty-pound encyclo...
• Chastise Your Bread - Kneading Dough is Excellent Stress Therapy
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:53 PM, by Terry Stokely) The day wasn’t going well already. You know how it is, you wake up in the morning with that migraine or the pounding headache in the back of your head. The kids are up at the crack of dawn (literally) and they keep coming into the bedroom to “help you”...
• Tale of a bagle and the "Other" side of the fence
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:53 PM, by Gregory J. Ballan) Greg's pithy quote for the day: The greener the grass, the more shit in the fertilizer. This is my corollary to “The grass is always greener…..” I’ve been doing some deep thinking the past few days in lieu of blogging. It doesn’t take much to get...
• Catharsis and Roller Coasting
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:53 PM, by Kevin Murray) Being born a Floridian doesn't necessarily mean I'm genetically predisposed towards seeking refuge amongst large swarms of humanity wandering aimlessly around, taking touristy pictures while being jerked across the walkway by a 4 year old who's just ...

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