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Thongs, Computers and Celery.
(Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:53 PM, by Tranni D'Electric.) At first, it might not be easy to make a connection between the
three of them, but it is there!
Casings: All three have “casings” in common. Generally speaking,
a thong is a casing made of fabric. A computer like a thong, can
have casings made of m...
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A Few Tips On Comic Book Bags
(Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:53 PM, by AAA-Collectables) Comic Book Backing Boards come in different
thicknesses and acid-free properties. The basic purpose for
using a backing board is to give the comic some stiffness, which
helps keep the comic pages from bending, creasing or wrinkling.
Whe...
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I LEFT MY TOES IN TUKTOYAKTUK
(Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:53 PM, by Theolonius McTavish) Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005
I LEFT MY TOES IN TUKTOYAKTUK -- Or, Tittynoping Tales
from a Tavern Fox --
Theolonius McTavish, a trivial talkingstock (an Old English
term for an object of conversation) who inevitably forg...
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Space Exploration, and the Room for it!
(Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:52 PM, by Thick Mick.) Space exploration came a long way since I was the size of a
measurable amount of it. I remember with some pain, my first
ride on a penny farthing with its big wheel and long spokes that
were well engineered to cut a foot or two off anyone's legs.
Wit...
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A tale of the hunt
(Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:52 PM, by Gregory J. Ballan) My good friend Brian and I love hunting. We’ve been chasing the
elusive Whitetail deer all across the fields and woodlands of
our home state of Massachusetts. Now, Massachusetts isn’t
regarded as a great hunting state, but there are deer here, you
ju...
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A Lawyers Favorite Lawyer Jokes
(Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:52 PM, by Richard A. Chapo) Lawyer Jokes
Q: How does a pregnant woman know she is carrying a future
lawyer?
A: She has an extreme craving for baloney.
Q: What is the legal definition of “Appeal”?
A: Something a person slips on in a grocery store.
Q: Why did God make ...
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The Six-Year-Old Truck Driver
(Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:52 PM, by Janette Blackwell) When he was six my little brother Davie graduated from driving
toy trucks to driving the real thing. He persuaded Daddy to let
him drive the truck -- alone -- across the fields of our Montana
farm and around the farmyard. Davie knew all about truck dri...
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Little Guy on Wheels
(Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:52 PM, by Janette Blackwell) Mamma was a strong believer in heredity, and she believed our
family’s German heritage predisposed us to two things: hard work
and stubbornness. The gene for hard work lay pretty low in us
kids while we were growing up, but stubbornness kicked in fast....
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The Guy Who Wished He Was a Fly
(Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:52 PM, by greggb) You should be careful what you wish for. I know this because I
knowed a guy who always used to wish he was a fly. He wished he
was a fly so he could buzz around and go in peoples houses and
listen on to what they was saying without them knowing he was
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GET A GRIP - GRANNY'S BACK IN TOWN!
(Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:52 PM, by Aphrodite Beamish) Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005.
GET A GRIP - GRANNY'S BACK IN TOWN!
-- Or, Go Granny Go! --
According to Webster, (a wicked if not witless wordsmith), a
“granny” is “a fussy person”. Others refer to her as a "Shrew",
a "Sou...
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