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• A moron's account of 4th grade.
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:52 PM, by greggb) Ah looking back on 4rth grade, it was not my favorite grade, 3erd grade was my favorite grad butt when I think about all the grades I had in school 4rth grade was not a bad grade. My teacher for 4rth grade was Mister Tony, he was a very smart and ver...
• Tranni D'Electric and why men are such pleasant pigs!
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:52 PM, by Tranni D'Electric.) My daddy always said that men are great with a shovel. My mammy always said that women are great at emotional issues. I say that men are pleasant pigs and women are pleasant pig observers. Since I left high school, my opinions have been gradually ch...
• CANOODLING WITH A CANUCK IN A CANOE?
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:52 PM, by Theolonius McTavish) Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005. CANOODLING WITH A CANUCK IN A CANOE? --Or, Welcome to Climax, Saskatchewan! Canada is a pretty straight-laced, peaceful place, where seldom is heard a discouraging word and the skies are not ...
• Do you suffer from too much GAS?
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:52 PM, by Mixedlexia) It is well documented that too much gas can be detrimental. Gas can cause severe stomach cramps.Certain gases can be harmful to the enviroment.Other gases can consume oxygen, and basically "smother" you.Particular diets can be r...
• A WORD ABOUT "INTELLIGENT" SHOES & DUMB SOULS
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:52 PM, by O.P. Hadweenzic) Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005. A WORD ABOUT "INTELLIGENT" SHOES & DUMB SOULS -- Or, Boosting Your Boots' IQ ...But Still Running Around in Circles? -- By Professor Ovid Publius Hadweenzic, a latitudinarian linguist fro...
• Country Pastimes 3
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:52 PM, by Simon Mitchell) Since the demise of foxhunting and hunting with dogs in the countryside, there are thousands of dispossessed toffs wandering around with nothing to do. To compensate we offer here the new shape of country activities. I was in the garden playing a ...
• Country Pastimes 2
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:52 PM, by Simon Mitchell) Since the demise of foxhunting and 'hunting with dogs' in the countryside, there are thousands of dispossessed toffs wandering around with nothing to do. To compensate we offer here the new shape of extreme and dangerous landsports. 2. Bale surfin...
• THE TWISTED-TONGUE TOURNAMENT
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:52 PM, by Adrian Air-of-Sleet) Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005 THE TWISTED-TONGUE TOURNAMENT -- Or, Calling All Weird-Word Whizbangers! -- By Adrian Air-of-Sleet, a pleasure-seeking, mandolin-playing, maroon-hairpiece sort of fellow who enjoys Italia...
• The Bare Truth About My Butt Quiz
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:52 PM, by Timothy Ward) Forget about the SAT, never mind the FCAT, and remove forever from you mind any thoughts about the ACT. All these test pale in comparision to the examination that I just failed. Failing those test may have minor repurcussions like never making it into ...
• Learning To Be Funny
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:52 PM, by Bryan Brewster) For some people, being funny can be a bit of a challenge. As a matter of fact, I used to be one of them. When I would try to tell a joke that wasn't made up by someone else, people would look at me with an expression that said, "Would you like... a s...

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