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• HAS AMERICA GONE TO THE DOGS?
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:51 PM, by Thor Trewoofe) Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005. HAS AMERICA GONE TO THE DOGS? -- Or ...Paws for Thought! -- Canucks take a good deal of pride in their hockey, beer, and cellular telephones (especially those Fido commercials about perky pet-owners who ...
• Emotional and Practical Efficiency.
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:51 PM, by Thick Mick.) "Life is about living with people, not counting the seconds". With a grin on your face and an open mind, consider the following efficiencies: Use one word where it is enough. Use two words where you wish to use twice as many. Find a friend who is t...
• Austin Powers 2 Quotes
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:51 PM, by Stephanie Molnar) Scott: If you've got a time machine, why don't you just go back and kill Austin Powers when he's sitting on the crapper or something? Dr. Evil: Well it's true! You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke ...
• Miss Congeniality Quotes
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:51 PM, by Stephanie Molnar) Miss Rhode Island: Once I stole a pair of red underwear from the department store. My mom wouldn't buy them for me. She said they were Satan's panties! Gracie Hart: You think I'm gorgeous. You want to kiss me. You want to hug me. You want to love m...
• Office Space Movie Quotes
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:51 PM, by Stephanie Molnar) Worst Idea Award Tom: It's a Jump to Conclusions Mat. You see... You have this mat with different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO. Straight-Shooter Award Peter: You see Bob, it's not that I'm lazy it's that I just don't care. H...
• The Incredibles Quotes
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:51 PM, by Stephanie Molnar) Honey Best: Greater good? I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get! Violet Parr: We act normal Mom. I want to be normal! The only normal one is Jack-Jack, and he's not even toilet trained! Syndrome: Oh, ho ho! You sly dog! ...
• Funny Movie Quotes
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:51 PM, by Stephanie Molnar) Austin Powers 2 Austin: I don't care if he is a fat bastard Felicity. You don't kick a man in the pills. It's just not cricket. City Slickers Quote Page Mitch: You know that's such a lovely image... "fuck her brains out." It ranks right up there wi...
• Starsky and Hutch Quotes
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:51 PM, by Stephanie Molnar) Starsky: In Bay City, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine. Reese Feldman: Of course you do baby, that's why you're my girlfriend on the side. Huggy Bear (snoop Dogg): It's a '76. Won't be out 'til next year. But I know some people that ...
• HEALTHY LIVING FOR THOSE LESS WILLING
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:51 PM, by Jackie Rouse) HEALTHY LIVING FOR THOSE LESS WILLING America is preoccupied with the subject of weight – more specifically about too much of it being attached to our bodies due to the over-consumption of food, and too little exercise and rightfully so. Too many of...
• BY JOVE IT'S JOLLY JUNE!
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:51 PM, by B. Blitterlees & E. Craboon) Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005 CALENDAR OF ODD EVENTS -- Eccentric events and odd occasions to celebrate in June 2005 – If June is “bust’n out all over”, you’re probably a green-thumb type, a frisky cowpoke, or perhaps just a “Hot Foot powder”...

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