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IT'S ADDLEPATED APRIL AGAIN!
(Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:50 PM, by Beatrice Blitterless & Earl Craboon) Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005.
IT’S ADDLEPATED APRIL AGAIN! -- Or, time for feather-brained
folk to have some fun! --
Compiled by Leady Beatrice Blitterlees and edited by Lord Earl
Craboon
April is one of those months that most pithy peopl...
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Abe Lincoln, Bob Dylan and John Bolton
(Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:50 PM, by Roger Wright) Connecting Abe Lincoln and John Bolton Thru Bob Dylan
He gives power to the faint and strengthens the powerless.
Isaiah 40:29
Abraham Lincoln had a sinus headache.
September in Washington DC. The day brought news of the battle
at Manassas and ...
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How To Cash In On Your `Ailment Capital'
(Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:50 PM, by Rev. James L. Snyder) Right after the president won his re-election bid for the White
House, he made an interesting comment. He said he was going to
spend his "political capital" wisely.
At first, I did not understand what he was talking about, but
then I began to think ...
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Partners as Mindreaders
(Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:50 PM, by Maggie Vlazny, MSW) SPOUSE AS MINDREADER
Well, I'm here to tell you that's not gonna happen. Though it's
amazing how many people expect mindreading in a relationship.
Particularly women. See, we women think we can read our
partner's minds, and can't understand why its ...
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Sensational new evidence proving origins of Teddy Boys
(Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:50 PM, by malcolm james pugh) Sensational cover up exposed, original Teddy Boys were really
bears all the time.
Thanks to this exclusive Stiffsteiffs exposé, Teddy Boys make
their comeback.
Everyone thinks rock and roll kicked off Teddy Boys, but the
very name should give you...
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VICTORIA TO HOST 1ST ANNUAL "FEAST OF FOOLS"
(Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:49 PM, by Victoria Elizabeth) Copyright Victoria Elizabeth 2005.
For Immediate Release - March 9, 2005
VICTORIA TO HOST FIRST ANNUAL "FEAST OF FOOLS"!
VICTORIA -- The capital of British Columbia will play host on
April 1, 2005 to the 1st Annual “Feast of Fools”, in honor of...
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Bernie Ebbers and The Temptations
(Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:49 PM, by Roger Wright)
Bernie Ebbers and the Temptations.
If you don’t give a heck about the man with the Bible in his
hand. . . . --Mack Rice
No. Not those temptations.
I mean The Temptations. And I am not talking about whoever is
touring under the name today....
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`And How Do We Feel This Morning?'
(Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:49 PM, by Rev. James L. Snyder) Without question, going to the hospital is teamwork from the
time you arrive until you are wheeled out the front door.
Everyone is working together for the common good of the patient,
or at least a crack at his bank account. That is as it should be
in...
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FAMOUS LAST WORDS
(Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:49 PM, by Sherlock Tidpit) Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005.
FAMOUS LAST WORDS ...or, are you sure the power is
off?
By Sherlock Tidpit, a jest-in-time™ technology expert, (and
amateur sci-fi investigator of certain rare extra-terrestrial
phenomena s...
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Nurses, Bedpans And X-Rated Hospital Gowns
(Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:49 PM, by Rev. James L. Snyder) Tuesday last I awoke from my nightly slumber with terrific pain
in my chest, much like an elephant break-dancing on my chest. It
was painful just to breathe, but like the trooper I am, I
shrugged it off and set about my daily routine. Rather than
impr...
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