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• my first day as the Easter Bunny
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:49 PM, by keith merritt) My first day as the Easter Bunny. The set is moving. There are animatronics. No one told me there’d be animatronics A rabbit with a busted plaster ear eternally chases cabbages, which are inexplicably spinning, spinning. A tiny farmer, armed with a pi...
• Tax Jokes and Quotes
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:49 PM, by Richard A. Chapo) Tax Jokes and Quotes Do you realize that some tax forms ask you to check a box if you are BLIND? Quote: “Two years ago it was impossible to get through on the phone to the IRS. Now it's just hard to get through. That's progress.” -Charles Rosso...
• TWITS, TWERPS & TWIZZLE STICKS
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:49 PM, by Theolonius McTavish) Copyright Theolonius McTavish 2005. TWITS, TWERPS & TWIZZLE STICKS -- Or, there's more to being dumb than you think! -- North America, (and some might even go so far as to include a country due north of the 49th parallel known...
• Quotes and Sayings - Colloquialisms Part 3
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:49 PM, by Lisa Jay) Not very nice but colloquialisms just the same. (just fill in the blank with a word of your choice) "you annoy me like a wet leaf stuck to my __" "they don't put foundations under s___ houses" "I'd rather board you than feed you, even if you sh__ th...
• Be Happy, Join The Wednesday Worry Club
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:49 PM, by Rev. James L. Snyder) Of all the people who know me, no one would say I am afflicted with worryitis. They may say other things about me, which may or may not be true, but that's another story. If you ask me, and nobody has, worry is just a waste of time that could be use...
• Quotes and Sayings - Colloquialisms Part 2
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:49 PM, by Lisa Jay) "bless her heart" - said after making a negative comment about someone "She is not too smart, bless her heart" "he's like a one-legged man in an a__-kicking contest" - someone is working hard, but getting nothing accomplished "off like a herd of turtl...
• Quotes and Sayings - Colloquialisms Part 1
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:49 PM, by Lisa Jay) ku'lowkeweeu'lizum [n] a colloquial expression; characteristic of spoken or written communication that seeks to imitate informal speech, an expression, a local or regional dialect expression.  I always remember my grandparents using such colorful qu...
• MARCH MADNESS & MERRIMENT!
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:49 PM, by Beatrice Blitterlees & Earl Craboon) Copyright "The Quipping Queen" 2005. MARCH MADNESS & MERRIMENT! -- Or, eccentric events and odd occasions to celebrate in March 2005 -- **Compiled by Lady Beatrice Blitterlees and edited by Lord Earl Craboon Let’s see…it’s March. According ...
• The One Great Sermon That Got Away
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:49 PM, by Rev. James L. Snyder) Most people don't realize ministers are obligated to prepare and preach one great sermon in their career. In looking over my record of sermons, I noticed many "good" sermons, but an obvious lack in the list of a single "great" sermon. Perusing my li...
• Want to blow up a city? Try Ebay.
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:49 PM, by David A. Saharkhiz) Want to buy a missile launcher? This decomissioned Soviet FROG Missile Launcher, capable of launching a massively leathal ballistic warhead, was put up for sale on

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