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ALL I WANT FROM SANTY IS MY SANITY
(Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:48 PM, by Rev. James L. Snyder) ALL I WANT FROM ‘SANTY' IS MY SANITY Rev. James L. Snyder
Christmas is the one time of the year when it is okay to be
traditional. That may be the reason why so many people look
forward to the Christmas holidays.
The rest of the year most people ...
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CHRISTMAS CLANGERS
(Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:48 PM, by Victoria Elizabeth) CHRISTMAS CLANGERS
-- Collected, compiled and cranked out by "The Quipping Queen"
for your amusement and delight --
As the ho ho ho season rolls around, one is reminded of some
very wicked words from a few wise men, a smattering of witty
women, ...
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EVERYONE HAS A DOUBLE SOMEWHERE
(Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:47 PM, by By Rev. James L. Snyder) The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly have an
agreement as ironclad as any legal document in the world court.
Simply put, the contract is as follows: I will eat broccoli when
she eats liver. I'm on pretty good ground here because I kno...
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Technical Treason and Eight or Nine reasons why an infra-red
(Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:47 PM, by Tranni D'Electric.) Her passion and insight with regard to consumer goods, are
unmatched. However, she can be confusing, such is her logical
brain. Please make allowances.
---------------------------------------- Infra-red mouses do not
have tails!
Allergies to mice ...
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POLITICALLY CORRECT SANTA
(Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:47 PM, by Victoria Elizabeth) Copyright Victoria Elizabeth 2004.
OR, HOW SNOW WHITE & FRIENDS SENT SANTA PACKING!
It seems that we can longer languish in the reveries of
"Christmas" anymore.
"Christmas" is now "persona non grata" unless it comes with
lotsa ka-ching and co...
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HO HO HO MEMO
(Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:47 PM, by Theolonius McTavish) Copyright Theolonius McTavish 2004. All rights reserved.
HO HO HO MEMORANDUM
TO: All employees
FROM: The Management
DATE: December 2, 2004
RE: Reducing the Unintended Consequences of Getting into "The
Holiday Spirit"
Following recommen...
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CROW IS ALSO A DISH SERVED BY CHILDREN
(Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:47 PM, by Rev. James L. Snyder) The traditional fowl of choice of ministers is usually thought
to be chicken. This foul thought, however, is a terrible fallacy.
Nobody would argue, at least for long, that we have sacrificed
millions of chickens through the years at the altar of Chr...
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The Beginnings of Medicine, via the Back Passage.
(Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:47 PM, by Thick Mick.)
Hello, Mick here. When I should have been in short pants, but
didn’t have any, medicine was hardly a tonic. The nearest
comparable thing to modern medicine was a type of Acupuncture
The most noticeable difference between it then, and now, is the...
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The Inception of Modern Computers, via the Back Passage.
(Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:47 PM, by Thick Mick) Some consideration must be made for the many memory
inconsistencies of Thick Mick. He does his best!
When I was no more than the size of a mediocre ostrich egg, I
got my first computer. The year was 0001 A.D.
Now, no more than myself, it wasn’t ...
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SHAMELESS SANTA SLIDERS
(Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:47 PM, by Theolonius McTavish) Copyright Theolonius McTavish 2004. All rights reserved.
-- SHAMELESS SANTA SLIDERS --
Every year the Ho-Ho-Ho-ing chap in the red tunic with the white
whiskers gets inundated with some pretty balmy questions.
So this year, I asked him if he wou...
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