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• THANKSGIVING POSES A QUESTION OF CHOICE
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:47 PM, by Rev. James L. Snyder) The door to my office exploded as hundreds, at least it seemed like that many to me, of children surrounded my desk. My defenses were down and the merry mob held me captive. Wisely, I decided to surrender and throw myself on the mercy of the gang. S...
• France gives Spielberg highest honor
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:47 PM, by Mike Nalbone) Noted director now required to urinate in public, spit on Americans. PARIS, France (Mike's Newswire) -- President Jacques Chirac bestowed his Country’s most prestigious title upon U.S. film director Steven Spielberg, making him a knight in the...
• Why Is There "Egg" On My Hamburger?
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:47 PM, by Jim Edwards) Have you ever had egg and red beet root on your hamburger? I haven't... in fact, when I pulled the top of the bun off my burger at "Hungry Jack's" and saw not the usual pickle, onion and special sauce, but beet root and a fried egg, you could have ...
• Very Precise Fortune Cookies
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:47 PM, by David Leonhardt) Very Precise Fortune Cookies By David Leonhardt I cracked open the fortune cookie and read the little slip of paper on the inside. Immediately I realized that it had been written by a weather forecaster. "You will be approached in the late afterno...
• WHAT'S IN A NAME? -- Odd Places in America
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:47 PM, by Victoria Elizabeth) Copyright Victoria Elizabeth 2004. All rights reserved. WHAT DO 'DEAD HORSE' AND 'DEVIL'S BACKBONE' HAVE IN COMMON? -- A Misguided Guide to Unusual Placenames in America -- It is said that England has more than a few rather quaint placen...
• Some Technical Treason and six ways to speed up your P.C..
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:47 PM, by Tranni D'Electric) Some Technical Treason. Six ways to effectively speed up your P.C. 1.Place it on Jet, as close as possible to the front. 2.Increase your ram by putting him on growth hormones. Fasten your P.C. onto your enhanced ram, taking care not to hinder or ...
• CELEBRATE WORLD TINKLE PANTRY DAY!
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:47 PM, by Theolonius McTavish) WORLD TINKLE PANTRY DAY! -- Or, how to celebrate the wonders of water-closets-- Copyright Theolonius McTavish 2004. All rights reserved. November 19th is a very auspicious occasion. It's none other than "International Tinkle Pantry Day". For t...
• Truck Stop Christmas
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:47 PM, by Tom Hale) This is a true story. It was told to me by a guy I met on a Riverboat. That’s how I know it’s true; who could doubt the veracity of a River Rat? He didn’t use any backup singers when he told it to me, but I thought since this is going out on the Inter...
• Weather Woman
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:47 PM, by Tom Hale) Sometimes you just get lucky. I ran out of gas in Paiper Machet, Louisiana, on my way to a convention for freelance bumper sticker writers. My "Watch Out For The Idiot Behind Me" had become an industry classic and I was to be the keynote speaker. ...
• The Texas Trail
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:47 PM, by James Collins) The Texas Trail A few weeks ago I received an email from my ISP company. For those who don't know what that is, it's a company which hosts websites. This particular organisation is very large and very well known. I'll call it 'Wahoo!' The emai...

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