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• Test Your Feline Felicity
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:56 PM, by Deanna Mascle) 1. The Cat Family, or the family Felidae, includes at least 35 species of cats that are similar in physical characteristics. Which is NOT a member of the Cat Family? A. Kodkod B. Margay C. Ocelot D. Fox D. Fox TBD: Did you know that c...
• The French Pirate
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:56 PM, by Steve Sommers) Public officials generally do not engage in facial hair what-so-ever. Teddy Roosevelt - I think - was the last actual US president to have any whiskers at all. Maybe it was Taft. My point is that is hasn't happened recently and I think for a good reas...
• 5 Reasons Why You Should Quit Your Day Job
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:56 PM, by Timothy Ward) Most of us would stop working if we could. We constantly dream about it, but that's about as far as we get-dreaming. Working a 9-5 just seems inevitable. I, Timothy Ward, however am a master at defying the inevitable. I stare 'The Inevitable' in the fa...
• Smiling costs nothing, so why not smile!
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:56 PM, by Stephen Hill) I like to be around positive people, people who tend to be happy, who look on the bright side of life. Far too many people walk around in what seems like a depressed state. Come on people, it costs nothing to smile. I must admit, I used to be one of...
• Test Your Canine Acumen
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:56 PM, by Deanna Mascle) 1. According to tests made at the Institute for the Study of Animal Problems in Washington, D.C., dogs and cats, just like people... A. Worry about what they will wear to work in the morning. B. Enjoy reading while eating breakfast. C. Need a r...
• GRASS-CUTTING GIZMOS
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:56 PM, by Penelope Bonkles) Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005. GRASS-CUTTING GIZMOS Or, all you ever wanted to know about lawn mowers but never dared to ask By Penelope Bonkles, (formerly of Glutt Lodge in the Olde Country), inveterate collector of grass-cutting...
• The Weirdness of the Japanese
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:56 PM, by Steve Sommers) I hope Hollywood decides to make no more horror movies based on Japanese ones. They're really boring and not the least bit scarey. Right now I'm thinking of 'The Ring' and the 'The Grudge' and I've seen ads for 'Black Water' which I absolutely will no...
• 10 THINGS NOT TO LEAVE IN POCKETS
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:56 PM, by O.P. Hadweenzic) Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005. 10 THINGS NOT TO LEAVE IN POCKETS Or why these facts are important to good mental & physical health Ovid Publius Hadweenzic, Ph.D., Professor of Pith n' Vinegar, (and an avid reader of paltry poetry ...
• TOOTHBRUSHRUSH
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:56 PM, by Bob Wood) Toothbrushrush. by Bob Wood Does it seem to you that you brush your teeth way too often? Do your days distort and collapse around the beginnings and endings as you face down your grimace while brushing those choppers? Mine do. Every time I brush...
• "Old Age Isn't For Sissies"
  (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:56 PM, by Anita Cross) It must have been more than 25 years ago when I first saw that bumper sticker. "Cute," I chuckled to myself, "What will they think of next?" (How about "Whirled Peas"?) Now in my fifties, I'm learning first hand what they're talking about. Fr...

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